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Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.
John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.
Sara: What do you mean?
John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.
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If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.
I gave head to Luke last night and he tasted like a sour patch kid
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The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.
"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."
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Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.
Ingredients:
Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.
Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.
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the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner
After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.
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The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.
Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.
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