sour penis syndrome

It is a debilitating condition that affects some of the population. If your penis tastes sour then you have the sour penis syndrome. Most people with the sour penis syndrome do not realise it, but subconciously are extra grouchy because they know nobody will suck such a sour penis. Do not try to suck a penis of someone with sour penis syndronem, it is very sour and you will regret it for days. You cannot cure the sour penis syndrome but some topical treatment with sweet condiments may temporarily allow others to suck on the sour penis without too much hassle, a few seconds at a time. It is not recommended to do this often with the same partner because they can get fat from all the sugar.

- Jeez, Fred's really bein a dick to me today
- Take it easy on him, he has the sour penis syndrome
- Aww man, that's horrible

- Shit, the doc's saying I've got the sour penis syndrome