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A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes
South Africans:
" Bloody eskom!!"
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A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes
South Africans:
" Bloody eskom!!"
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A shithole governed by the ANC.
Kobus: Why can't we get the DA into power?
Willem: Because everyone here in South Africa keeps voting the corrupt ANC in.
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South Africa enjoys the dubious distinction of having the world's highest crime rate, as the nation's government and security control has virtually collapsed since the introduction of majority rule in 1994.
Given a choice between working as a KBR contractor in Iraq and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars versus going to South Africa in 2010 for the World Cup, you'd be better off going to Iraq. You're less likely to die, and at least you'll go home with more money than when you left. At least in Iraq, the security forces are marginally less likely to kill you than the insurgents, whereas in South Africa, you are three times more likely to be a victim of crime at the hands of the police than at the hands of a civillian.
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South Africa is the coolest country in Africa. It has some of the best surfing spots in the world. South Africa, contrary to popular to belief, is very modernized in certain areas. Big cities like Cape Town, Johannesburg, Pretoria(the capital), and coolest of all, Durban. Go to South Africa sometime! It's awesome!
I went to South Africa this summer and it was fucking awesome. The surfing there is incredible!!!
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most established country in Africa. is not made up of only black people, is not one of the most AIDS afflicted countries in Africa, has cities and towns, new technology. doesnt have animals running wild every.they are in game parks.(FYI: tigers are not a natural animal of Africa)also the best country in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"if you're from africa, why are you white" (mean girls)
" South Africa, does that mean you have AIDS?" (Maggie)
"Do you throw spears at trees when you lived in SOUTH AFRICA?" (ali)
"Do you have like lions and tigers wandering around your backyard?"
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The ghetto version of the Netherlands.
Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: The ghetto version of the Netherlands.
Person 1: Oh. South Africa.
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