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South River

Rancid, disgusting, funky, unsanitary, dirty vagina.

Dude 1: Oh Christ! It smells like South River in here!

Dude 2: ....Sorry. That was me.

by NevinsOLynn March 3, 2009

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South River

A small town in Middlesex County, New Jersey with an estimated population of 15,322.
Similarly to its surrounding central Jersey towns, South River boasts a diverse population, mostly white, with two large Eastern European and Portuguese minorities.
The small 2.9 mi² town has also become home to a number of illegal immigrant homes, mainly Brazilian, attracted by the infamously large Portuguese population.
The median income for a household in the town is ~$52,324.
The town is frequently described by its residents as a New Jersey small town stereotype, whose residents wish nothing more than to move out.

1. Pete H. and Aaron Daley are two slackers from South River

2. "I just bought name tags for my newest construction workers: José and Ronaldinho.

by pilaman November 1, 2006

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South River

A small town in Middlesex county with a diverse group of people. It used to be a nice american town but recently portugal has decided that south river would be a good place to reproduce. "The Tracks" are a great place to meet people in town and some of use spend way to much time on them. The "corner Store" is the place to go if you want tobacco. Alot of people say that it sucks and they hate it but I really dont have a problem with it.

SRkid1: Hey wanna go to the corner store then walk the tracks to wawa?

SRkid2: Yeah sure

SRkid3: yeah south river is cool aside from the immigrant problem...

by South river dude October 29, 2006

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south river

A small little coolest town on earth:
we got pot heads
Mexicans
Brazilians
more Mexicans
Portuguese people
fagots sorry homos
and black people.
REPRODUCTION
did i mention Mexicans
well this place is the groovy we are full of pot
we got our frolicers
were 2 miles away from malls
and we got pot
so come to south river enjoy your stay!

Gay Dude:South river sucks!

South river frolicker: go suck ur dad's dick son,south river the bomb!

by John Faluba October 21, 2007

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south river

1. A small town 5 miles from New Brunswick, NJ.

2. Hell on earth.

"I'd rather die than go to South River."

by Pete H. December 1, 2005

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south river colony

A high class neighborhood full of white trash. Anything suspicious will be reported immediately. Crime free, and classy. Expect to see vineyard vines and khaki pants alll around

"I saw a huge neighborhood with big houses in Edgewater the other day."

"Oh, that's South River Colony"

by oldbay5432 March 19, 2017

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South River Colony (SRC)

A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.

“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”

by Tyler Sadka August 22, 2018