A vertically challenged erection
When your wood has gone south you have a Southward!
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the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
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Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)
A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?
C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.