soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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