Soy Toy

A biodegradable environmentally friendly toy/snack that’s a perfect fit in any family. It has a place at both the dinner table and the bedroom.

Hey Joe are you done with the soy toy yet it’s daddy’s turn

soy boy boy toy

A human who has been degraded by society for being too full of edamame; also known as an eDamame's boy; this degraded human is used by women and men alike to plow so that the soy boy becomes a plaything for the benefit of the more dominant. This evolved human is also known as a Chad dad or a barren Karen. Though many will use these boys many still will marry them and find an enriched life full of splendor.

What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.