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This technique refers to being fellated while sitting on the shoulders of an overweight girl (crotch to face), holding onto her ears and jiggling up and down like an ecstatic simpleton.
Among others, this sexual exercise is also known as Big Momma's Bouncy Castle, Standing On The Shoulder's Of Giants, The Testi Trampoline and Akabusi's High Jump.
"See that big lass over there? We did The Space Hopper last summer in my grandmothers back garden."
"She was so happy I proposed, she let me do The Akabusi High Jump right there in Akbar's curry house!"
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Over full testacles, resulting from sexual deprivation
I've got nads like space hoppers (Asquith, 2005)
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On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
Janice was like a screaming space hopper last night. rode the bitch for 20 minutes.
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During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made
Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects
Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?
“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”
“Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”
“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”
“Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”
“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”
“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”
This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”