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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
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Another word for cum
I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
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To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.
Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
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a slang word used in alternative of seamen
Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!
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1. (n.) Sperm
2. (v.) to Sperm
3. (v.) to fuck up
1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.
2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.
3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
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