Spam Hunting

In which someone hides cans of Spam in their walls, gets high, then shoots their walls trying to hit the cans of Spam.

I did some Spam Hunting last night.

Spam Hunt

where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.

the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.

dude, we need a shitload of people to pull off this spam hunt. don't be a pussy.