spanish breakfast

This describes the act of ejaculating inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.

I got home from gym last night and my skants were a Spanish breakfast. Even the dog was gagging.

Spanish Breakfast

eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca

“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”