Spanish Taxi

When you're having anal sex with a chick who's on all fours, and she's crawling forward slowly to compensate for your thrusts, thereby transporting you around the bedroom, kitchen, etc.

Dude, when I was with Maria last night, she totally had me in the Spanish Taxi.

Hey, did you hear about Julie? They say she's a real Spanish Taxi Driver.

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Spanish Taxi

Farting within a motor-vehicle, to then close all windows, vents and lock all doors so passengers must endure the stench.

Bloke 1: "I gave my mum a lift to the shops yesterday, gave them a hint of a spanish taxi didn't i!"

Bloke 2: "good job"

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