Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

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Spanktuary

A quiet place filled with one's favorite porn videos, magazines, tissues and the occasional blow-up sheep.

I just added the new Jenna Jameson video to my spanktuary.

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Spanktuary

A special safe place that you go to masturbate.

I’m going to the spanktuary to rub this sub!

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spanktuary

A state, region, or country where physical punishment has been outlawed.

There should never be any need to (1) hit, (2) raise your voice, or (3) use insulting language when properly raising a child who's genuinely trying to obey and behave, so every country in the world should be a spanktuary.

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