A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.
'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
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When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....
Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts
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The nauseating gas that exits a stoppers ass while twerking.
Hey did that chick just fart sparkle on you?
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