Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

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Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

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