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1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.
2: masochist water
"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."
Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.
Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’
Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe
Yo that sparkling water sucked
Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.
Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.
Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).
Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.
Bob: He is sparkling water.
The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing
Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water