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Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.

I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.

by SmkenKC'sfinest February 5, 2015