Special John

(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.

2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.

1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.

2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.

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Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.

Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"

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dear john special

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.