Spednut

Spēd-nût
See other: dingus
History: used by Jordan and Beau to replace dingus.
Definitions: 1: stupid 2: special ed 3: annoying 4: James.

Beau: we should make a new word dingus is to overused
Jordan: how bout spednut?
Gordon freedman: that is how our story starts. By the way I’m Gordon freedman.