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the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.
Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.
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When your penis shrinks whilst taking amphetamines. Long term use can make the effects permanent.
Yes permanent! If you suffer speed dick too many times it stays small forever!
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The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.
Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"
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the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.
I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.
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When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.
James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...
Farva: Light-speed on your dick?
James: Light-Speed On My Dick.
A penis bent into a triangular shape around the outline of the smiling mouth of an OC or character, usually done on a collaborative drawing site by random people to ruin your artwork. The name ''Speed Dick'' used to describe any quickly drawn penis on another's property seems to have been adopted for the type of penis described above although aside from the fact the penis above is often drawn quickly over the mouth, the label ''Speed Dick'' does not really serve as a good description of the object it's self however the name has stuck.
''Bro my drawing just got speed dicked.'' ''Watch this I am going to speed dick this motherfucker.''