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When a girl sneezes and squirts a bit of pee by accident. This affliction gets more common with age and/or after childbirth.
Maria: "Ah, ah, choo! Oh crap!"
John: "What's the matter?"
Maria: "I just speezed. Now I have to change my panties."
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speeze is a slang word used for my space.
Go check out my profile on the speeze!
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A very chill person.
Usually a teacher.
Even though rude at times.
it is every kids favorite.
a sponsor of power ranger.
A huge fan of Ohio State University.
Person 1: whos that
person 2: oh thats speez
Person 1: is he cool
Person2 : yeah hes awesome!
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A guy who is only friends with girls in order to get in their pants.
Check out that speez over there, he just wants to get in Gloria's netherzone.
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A fuckin idiot who never listens and constantly refuses help
"Hey drew, you need help?"
"No it's ok i got it, it's only 40 pounds."
"Come here you fukin speeze
Yo, I just speezed on some homeless people by giving them some food.
An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.
Quit being such a speeze. Wake the fuck up its 5pm!