Spheroid

An overweight person who is about as wide as they are tall, hence creating a somewhat spherical shape -Yet have supreme denial and arrogance when it comes to their own appearance and their ability to attract members of the opposite sex. They often walk with a strut and wear minimal clothes in public places (eg. stubbies and no t-shirt) and always 'punch above their weight' (excuse the pun) when looking to pick up.

"Put your shirt back on Spheroid!"

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prolate spheroid

The technical and or scientific term for the shape of a football.

"I don't even know what shape a football is, do you?"

"Yes, it's actually a prolate spheroid."

"Dude, get a life seriously."

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