Spicy Mustard Salad

When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.

Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."

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Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.

"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

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spicy brown mustard Sprayer

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth

John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

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spicy mustard

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard