spill seat

Seat in a bar closest to the taps. Mistakes are usually offered for free to patrons in this seat.

Ah, man, check out the poor guy in the spill seat. has he paid for a single drink tonight?

Take a seat, spill the deat

It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.

Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat