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speaking words and sentences that do not make sense. Usually while high on marijuana.
Dude your spitting shit i cant understand you.
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When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.
Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too
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The water that splashes up into your anus when releasing a turd into the shitter.
Brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the shit spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.
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When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.
Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.
David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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When you fuck a girl in the ass then let her shit in your mouth, then spit it back in her ass.
After Mike&Mary dropped their son off at daycare, they did a Shit Spit.
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