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The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.
Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.
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When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.
Chuck: Hey, Rob, what's with that huge stain on your groin?
Robert: I snorted so many amphetamines I've been spizzing all day!
Rob: What is this 'spizzing' you speak of?
Chuck: Discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.
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jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity
my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend's face
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Noun; A combination of spit (saliva) and jizz. Normally associated with sluts.
She got spizz all over my sheets.
OR
She got spizz all over my pillow.
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To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.
Man, last night I spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.
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Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.
Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.
The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.
"We interviewed four guys for this opening we had. Three were very well presented, but the last guy was a total spizz."
slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.
amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight
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