A slur used against people who have speech impediments
- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man sheβs a Splarf
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Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.
Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.
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"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."
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Playing in a puddle of puke.
Or
The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.
Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.
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It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.
Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!
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After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.
Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.
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