splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

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splerm

white fun toy for kids by nickelodeon

ahh, does this milk have splerm in it.

Hey mom, can I play with dads splerm?

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Splerming

Splerming (v) - the act of spitting out ones drink or food due to shock or surprise

Splerming:
James was drinking when his wife said, "I'm pregnant." Then James splermed all over her.