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synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.
Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.
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When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
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When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.
She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!
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When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.
I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.
a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans