splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

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Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

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