spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"