spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

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spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!