spoonrape

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

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