spoonsexual

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.

Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*