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A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.
John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.
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His spring roll is good but there's a reason orders always come in 2
A girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.
Hey check out that spring roll over there.
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When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day
Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!
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The instance in which an erection occurs and sustains as someone is rolling down a hill in the spring.
"Dude. Good thing you had a newspaper handy. That was a major spring roll!"
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spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.
It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway