spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

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spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

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