Spunky Spider

When there's a concoction of spunk and hair caught in the bath/sink plug hole from overly hairy and hormonal men. When cleaning out the bath and removing this from the hole it causes a clump of spunky hair.

Mum: OH FFS Phil have you been spunking in the bath again, just pulled out a spunky spider while cleaning the bathroom.

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