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A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman
“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”
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When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.
Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night
..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?
Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"