Square-Enix

The creators of many top RPGs(Role Playing Games) for the Playstation 2 Game console. In mid 2004 Squaresoft merged with Enix to become Square-Enix. Square-Enix produces the ever popular 'Final Fantasy' series.

Me - "Drakengard 2 is really fun!"

Person - "Oh, who makes it?"

Me - "Square-Enix!"

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Square Enix

A massive parasitic composite organism that survives by eating money offered to it by lesser organisms. In order to obtain its food, the Square Enix excretes an addictive product known as "Final Fantasy" from specialized polyps. Lesser organisms swarm over the Final Fantasies, at which point the Square Enix extracts their money. However, the Square Enix sweats plot holes, which it often smears onto the Final Fantasies. This ensures that the Square Enix's hopelessly addicted prey will keep returning in the empty hope that the Square Enix will produce a sequel that fills these plot holes. While the Square Enix does indeed produce sequels in addition to Final Fantasies, the sequels are frequently just a plot hole ridden as the main products.

Billy spent $40.00 on Final Fantasy VII. However, Final Fantasy X was filled with plot holes, so Billy purchased the sequels in hopes of having his many questions answered. However, the sequels were even more confusing - Billy had unwittingly fallen prey to the insatiable Square Enix parasite.

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Square Enix

1. The company that created both the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts series.
2. A company that will be eternally hated for not allowing 'Geno' a character from Super Mario RPG, in brawl

1. Man, Kingdom hearts and Final Fantasy FTW!
2. I hate you Square Enix!

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