Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

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squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.

I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

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squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.