Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.