squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

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Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

Squeeg

A dirtbag, slime ball, somebody who is detrimental to society

Catlin is such a squeeg, did you see those terrible face tattoes?

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squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

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squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

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squeege

To Urinate, To Take A Piss

"Hold my drink real quick,i gotta take a squeege."

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squeeg

a bod's imaginary friend-we don't know what they are, and the bods don't say,
because the squeegs don't know either

squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!

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