squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

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squeeze play

During sex, when a woman begins her orgasm, the male participant removes his member from her vagoo and places it in her anal cavity.

Female: "Oh, I'm about to..."
Male: "great I've been waiting to try the Squeeze Play"
Female: "Yes, Yes, Ye... what did you Say? Oh no you didn't just"
Male: "Yes, Yes, Yes..."

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squeeze play

Similar to the butt hug but this is when you know you can't score the "homerun" so settle for the squeeze. Cause everyone uses first base, second base, third base to describe how far you have gone.

I think ill settle for the squeeze play its better than nothing considering I know I won't get the homerun.

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Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.

squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play