Squelsh

A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.

Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"

squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

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Squelsh

Definitive accent, a mixture and influence of the far north east of Wales /cheshire border and Liverpool.

You sound like a scouser.

No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse

squelsh

squelch and squish mixed together

the glue made a squelsh sound as both pieces of paper hit eachother

squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."