squiffy

Being slightly intoxicated.

I'm not drunk I'm just a bit squiffy right now.

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squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"

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squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

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squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

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squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

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squiffy

A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks.

When I run on a full stomach of deep fried twinkies I often squiffy.

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squiffy

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something

at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!

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