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Football club that plays in the AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE
as the best football team in the hole world
EST 1873 Premierships 1966 Every year from 2008 to end of time
St Kilda FC are so good
Thats why they are in the AFL
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St kilda road is well known for its Prostitution and hookers, does really well with jokes that only smart Melbournians know
i went to st kilda road last night, some good f**kin' hookers bro
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Person 1: Do you see those people over there raping that person.
Person 2: Yer the St. Kilda football Club
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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
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Losing an AFL match after having more scoring shots than the winning team, sometimes double and occasionally by less than a goal.
1."How'd you guys go yesterday mate?"
2."No good, did a st kilda."
1."Do these blokes know where the goals are?"
2."Don't think so. They're doing a st kilda!"