stack of nickels

the shrunken state of the penis after existing a cold swimming pool

Dude, I can't go skinny dipping with those girls. They might laugh at my stack of nickels.

short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

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