stamp licking

The extreme sport of licking a girls tramp stamp (a.k.a. a lower back tattoo) then running away before her boyfriend kicks your ass.

Had to visit Steve in the hospital because he decided to go stamp licking last night.

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licking stamps

Not sure what is going on here

What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
When it was with someone elses tongue (eBlog:from Texas)

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licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

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lick stamp

The act of licking one's hand and bitch slapping someone with it.

Bitch, take this! *LICK STAMP!*

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Licking stamps

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.

Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps

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Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

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Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"