Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

Head-stand

The use of a beheaded girls head to give you oral sex. Usually frozen. This gets rid of any need of pointless conversation. If the penis hangs out the back of where her neck used to be it determines if said person has a big penis or not.

2-5 days at -20 degrees C.

Dude, I totally just head-standed this girl!

Did you remember to put her back in the freezer?

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Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball