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A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.
STAR TESTING is tomorrow and I don't even care.
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Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring
Californian1: Man we gotta take the star test next week
Californian2: F**k srsly!!!??? Ahhhahahah
Random Smart Ass: Well its better than running miles or math finals!!
Mr. Smart Ass gets beat up da bay way by the entire hood
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
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